Welcome to **ATARI ST Pirate Gold** The Secrets of live or just craptalk ==================================== What is this text good for? Well...nothing at all. It just makes no sense, and that's good. Because things that are completely useless, are usually the things that got sold most often. What, you don't get it? Think about PC's for example: Completely useless and shitty but everybody seems to have one. Like the information series on TV: "What do you need to get online with the internet? A PC." I mean that's the thing, "A PC" why don't they say "A Computer"? Anyway, as this text is meant to reveal all secrets of live I was just thinking about PC's and why everybody has them, and why everybody who dosen't has one, want's one. If I was able to figure that out I would be rich...but as I am too lazy to figure such shit out I made this CD, so I now hope to get rich with that. Enough shit for now, let's get serious and write about some 'real' things. No not girls or money, how about the facts of this CD: * 99% storage space used * over 1500 games online * something like 2000 files on this disc * all files ZIPped and FILE_IDed * full Disk games also MSAed * unreleased ICS Intro used for first time * detailed filelistings * alphabetically sorted * low priced for the value you get * compiled by people of the "scene" Right now, nothing else c00l wants to come in my mind, except for that this CD is just cool! You might also ask yourself why this shitty name for this CD "ATARI ST Pirate Gold". Well, that's easy to explain: ATARI ST because the software contained on this Disk is for the ATARI ST range of computers. You can use this CD also on any other computer system with a CD-Rom but except for looking around you won't be able to do much more. Possibilly, you could aswell shove this CD right up your ass, but nothing much won't happen (I guess...). If you've tried that option, please tell me how it was. The thing Pirate in this name was chosen because this CD contains cracked commercial games only. There might be five or so games on here that are in the public domain, but then they came here because they looked commercial. But it was not intended to have any pd game on here. There are maybe around five to ten shareware games included here, but only in full registered versions for your pleasure. Gold was chosen because this games compilation is a) a high quality product -and b) this software should be on a golden CD. So that's why this is called "ATARI ST Pirate Gold". (No, I didn't put that on a F-key) And also because I couldn't found a better name in time. Actually you should also know, just in case you haven't recognized it yet, that this is Volume 1. What does that mean? That means that there will be a Volume 2 someday, but don't expect it too early because I needed a half year to compile Volume 1. And what is the reason for Volume 2? Simple: When you take a close look at the filelists you might see that this disc dosen't contain all the games that have been released on the Atari ST. And as I always try to do 100% stuff, I also want to archive all the other games. So, at this point in my mind comes up all my wishes for the future, and one of these wishes is to get hold of all the old stuff that I still didn't managed to get. Another wish is that there will be hopefully a few new releases for the Atari platform this year and in the future. Maybe in UK? I got more wishes, and even more important ones like loads of money, fucking girls like Sharon Stone, Virginia Madsen or ...... oops, no other girl want's to come into my mind atleast no girl that is world famous or known to me by name. But enough of this now, just cut it! What was used in the making of this CD? That's a very interesting question, and I always liked to read this corner in demos or games. So for all of you who want to know here is a list of things that have been used for this CD: * ATARI TT030 8 MB ST RAM-4 MB Fastram * Belinea 15" SVGA monitor (peace of shit) * Quantum Fireball 1080S SCSI2 Harddrive * Star LC-10 Colour printer (quite old now) * USRobotics v34+ Dual Standard modem * ATARI 520 STE 1 MB (both to sight * ATARI 1040 STFM 2.5 MB the games) * Philips CM8833 monitor (getting too old) * ATARI SC1435 monitor (best you can get!) * ATARI SM146 monitor * external drives from Golden Image, Sony and Teac Supplements the 'archiver' needed: * Countless liters of Coca-Cola, Sprite, Fanta and water * Countless kilos of McDonalds, Burger King, D”ner and the local italians * Dozens cigarettes of different brands * Good food cooked by my parents and my grandma * Grundig television and Videorecorder * Harman/Kardon hifi set * Pioneer Laserdisc player * Good movies on LD, Video and even on TV (!!!) * Some good audio CD's (no heavy metal shit...) * Unknown amount of Disks * Some games on ST, Lynx and Jaguar * Softy bed to relax * Too much money spent along the way... What broke done during the compilation: * internal 1040 STFM diskdrive * Jaguar CD-Rom * Videorecorder (bless god, I got two) * Countless Disks * MONEY! (spent=broken!) Ok, except for the Jaguar CD-Rom that all is maybe nothing, but before I wanted to start this compilation my Mega STE just went down completely and the shop wanted 500 bucks for a repair so I had to buy that TT (great machine). Mainly, the TT was just bought to make this disc possible and because I never had one before. That brings us to the history part, and all the ATARI machines I ever had: (in row when I got them) * VCS 2600 * 800 XL (Datasette and Disk) * 520 STFM + SM124 * 1040 STFM + SC1435 * Lynx * 520 STE * Mega STE + SM146 (SM146 two times, one broke!) * Lynx 2 * Falcon 030 * Jaguar + CD (not anymore...) * TT 030 That's quite some money I spent onto Atari products man...but most of the time and with the exception of the Falcon I never regret it. That could bring us to the point of my favourite games but for the ST I really don't know that, it's just too many games and even too many I like. On Jaguar it still is Alien vs Predator and man if you have never seen this game you really can't judge about the Jaguar, and if you haven't played it for atleast 5 hours straight, you can't say that Doom or Alien Triology is better. For the Lynx it's also quite hard to say as there is a great amount of excellent games I still like to play, usually my last bought game is my favourite there. On Falcon I don't remember playing too much, mainly because of lack of games at all and of lack of good games in second reason. Maybe the most time was invested into Ishar 2 and Transarctica. The 800XL was a very special machine then, and my favourite game, that I would play every day if I would still have a XL, is Schreckenstein. Really excellent title that was...on the VCS it was maybe Pac-Man or River Raid. Talking about favourites, that makes me think about movies. And I do have some really fave movies, but I still couldn't figure out what is my most favourite of them all, I just like them all. So here you got a list of some of my favourite movies: Terminator 1 and 2, Road Warrior, Live and die in L.A., Dawn and Day of the Dead, Platoon, The Stand, Twin Peaks, Night of the Living Dead and most Romero films, Navy Seals, Brain Dead, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, From dusk till dawn, Escape from New York, oh man I could waffle on for ages...so much about movies then. I already spoke about girls and other things...so what is left then? Ah, yes there are some important things left that I wanted to say (or write as you pleased): This CD has no copyright, but I worked many and even many more hours, days and weeks on this. So, if you're going to copy this CD and resell it, I allow you a price equivalent of 30 german marks. This is way enough to cover the costs of just copying this CD, including buying empty CD's and all that. You can add money for posting to that but not any more, or you're just a complete lamer! So, if anybody is selling you this CD for more than this money, it's either me or some braindead son of the whore I dropped yesterday onto the dogshit on my front lawn. If you happen to come across that kind of guy then try to get in touch with me! Let's talk about more money things now: Original price of this CD is: 150 german marks The Supporter price is: 100 german marks Supporter price is actual for people who supplied me with some of the stuff on this CD. You might now think that 150 bucks is quite a lot of money, but remember how long it took me to get this thing finished, and how much trouble I had getting some of the stuff together. Maybe you also think that you better keep your Disks and don't need this CD, but remember that Disks get corrupted tracks and brake after some years, a CD has longlife gurantee and you can easily hide it from people you don't want to have seeing you have it. This CD is really worth it's money, otherwise I wouldn't make this price! And not to forget that I don't get empty CD's and CD-Writing for free aswell as power to have the computer running and food etc... You might be quite fucked-up right now when you read this and think about what you could have done with all the money when you wouldn't have paid for this CD. Let's look what you could have done, and what I'll probably do when enough people buy this CD: * Getting intimate with Demi Moore * Buy a THX system * Buy new Laserdiscs * Eat good food every day * Smoke even more cigarettes * Buy myself a CD-Rom (yes, I don't have one so far!) * Buy a decent graphicscard for the TT * Go to a filthy bar with nude girl dancers every day * Buy a active-subwoofer * Buy more Laserdiscs * Act like an asshole * Be just rich nothing else * Invite whole household to a dinner at the italians * Phone around the globe for fun * Buy a laserprinter * Buy a SVHS Videorecorder * Buy a SVHS Videocamcorder * Subscibe all good magazines Oh well, that are just a few things that come up in my mind, what I'm doing right now with YOUR money when you read this. But what is all that compared to having such a state of the art CD? So, you see I said it... Another serious thing is that I would like to see bug reports from all you people. Are there some games that won't depack or won't work at all? Tell me about that! I made this CD with all caution to avoid trouble like this, but nobody is perfect. So tell me about those bugs and I'll check it out here to see what's really damaged and not working. But don't make decisions too early! Some games are really hard to get to work. So always check all possibilities!!!!! Some games really need ages to load, or they depack for over a minute and nothing happens on screen, this will happen more often then you think so try everything carefully without telling around that this CD is a load of crap. I'm just right now listening to the radio, and they play such shitty music that I really don't know what to write. Wait, I need to smoke then you always get some ideas, never heard that smokers are more creative then nonsmokers? Yes, and it's true! BTW, smoking cigarettes and drinking little alcohol are the only things that are ok to do, dropping acid and all that shit was only invented for complete lambrains, and then there are even people who think it's cool to do that! But there are also those people who think it's cool to get drunk every day, or people that smoke in front of little children! Man, I hate all those sub- humans! People that sell drugs, should be shot immediately! People that take drugs should be put into a camp on some really awful place and should work 18 hours a day for atleast 20 years, so they really get to know what's hot and what's not! If you're one of those lame-asses go and destroy this CD right now! This was not made for lamers like you! After destroying, don't forget to jump out of your 26th floor window and to die quick so you wont cost the society any money! Phew...that had to be, really and I meant what I said! Anyway let's talk about something else now...maybe about the scene? About what scene you might ask yourself now, and I ask that to myself aswell. There is for sure more scene on Macintosh then on Atari. Fifty percent of the people that are left are maybe only lamers that just can't afford a PC right now. But who is the rest of this other fifty percent then? Elite and Vectronix, or is this allready the same? I'm really not blaming anyone but do you remember those 'good old days' that are always described by people of the age of 60 or even higher with tears in there eyes? Well, I'm in the twenties now and I allready have to reveal those times because there's really not much left right now, worth loosing much words about. In the old days you could have been god easily for some people, even with an Atari. But when nothing new is released and the software market nearly drops dead we are all lamers in some way. So, congratulations must go to Metallinos of Vectronix who tried to do atleast a bit on Atari, and who I guess had much trouble with getting originals and cracking. Also a big compliment must go to Jabba who is in Vectronix now, I never talked to him or even saw him but I heard he's working on Dragonflight right now. Dragonflight isn't on this CD because it was never cracked (or somebody cracked it but it never spread any far) and I really like to see those games come across to be put on Volume 2. Also Elite is maybe still doing something, and I really admire anybody who's into games right now in '96 still trying to do something. About Cynix: why did you left? Most games are released in UK now, just have a look at ST Format and you see there's still a bit more than nothing. About ICS/ST: Why did we split? About Replicants: Fuck you and burn in hell, especially those Fuzion lamers! Everybody is gone nowdays, except for the two first mentioned groups. Where are ally these guys? Are they all at a secret heaven-like place where we, who are all still around, don't know anything about? What are they all doing right now? I really would like to know.... Some people say that you shouldn't look back because you can only change the future but not the past. That's true. What is the future bringing to us? Anything else than being a dead rotting corpse one day? Why isn't there some arabic oil tycoon who's favourite computer is the ST and who's financing 20 new games each month? You can't have it all is maybe the answer to all that questions! Greetings time now, although I know that most of the people mentioned here will never read it, I also still have to greet anybody who expects to be greeted and I hope that I won't forget anybody!! Everlasting greetings to the following cool dudes: *Illegal! I'm sorry that you left the scene allready in '92! I really liked you personally even if we only spend a short time together and have never met, you're sure were one of the best crackers on ST, and the ICS times had been real funny. Thanks for all dude! *Mr. Fly and Franca for all the phone chats we had and the great times on the overseas bbs systems I spent with the calling cards you gave me! The time I spent in ICS, was really the best time of my life! *The Threat for all the nice phone calls, and the great summer of 92 we had together on the boards doing bizness! You're still the only ICS guy I met personally! *Belgarion - This is a person where I'm sure he'll never read this because he died in a car crash in 93 or 94. He was, after Illegal had quit the scene the main cracker of ICS and a real frenchman on the phone. *Slash - Was a real pleasure to work together with an ex-Empire guy! Sorry you got busted dude! *Zaphod Beeblebrox - Never had much conversation with you, a pitty that is! You're now doing PC I haer? Enjoy your live dude! *Troed - Never had much to do with you aswell, one short phonecall only....sorry bout that! *Jpc and all those other ICS guys that I have forgot, and everybody who supported us by that time when competition was still so hard that Elite ripped us off! *Pak, Disease Factory and all the other cool USA sysops. Still got your phonenumbers, will try to call you again sometime. *Metallinos - Hey Frank Daniel Schmittmann, we had much fun in Marburg, didn't we? Many thanks for the time in Vectronix. Sorry, it wasn't as great as ICS but it was just too late for Atari ST business! You'll read this I'm sure! Enjoy your life man!!! *Slippy - Hey, McFuck-all-the-girls how are you? Dunb question just saw you three weeks ago...and hopefully again! *Hardball - Ein echter Bayer schw”rt halt auf Atari....hehe, hey what happend to that Elite deal? Have you found Lemmings yet? Your board really sucks, install Ratsoft again!! *Foxe - This guy has no ST anymore, but he is so cool that he deserves greetings! Usually only rap-singing niggers are so cool like this dude! See ya again some day pal! *Sledge - I just wonder if he would remember me...your board was cool, but why did you stop? Hit&Run was Europe's Number 1! *Zodiac - Only spoke one time to this guy on the phone, I had never laughed so much before in such a short time! Try to get a arrangement as comedian! *H-Cl - Hey pal, I really miss the old days when you were calling me up to talk me blind! See you again you state-destroying- student! *Karl of 16-Bit Crew - Although you never cracked anything, but only ripped others off, you're still a very nice and cool guy, maybe see you someday. Atleast this guy calls me from time to time... *Jacky - Hey, Mr.Pervert! How are you on your retirement days? You really could have sent me some Disks down then...but who cares! Hope the Lynx deal goes well! Fuck, this list looks so damn short...and I really dunno anyone else from the scene that I should greet...nevermind, so we just continue with the 'nameless' guys: Nighthawk - Thanks for all man! This guy is the sysop of the first board I ever called! Teasy - Thanks for all the disk-support, but you could really get your trash back a bit earlier and don't tell me you've got no time!!! PVB - Thanks for the Disks, even if it have been only a few ones, your sure one of the persons that still want to do things on Atari and you don't belive that anything is over! Jens S. - Thanks for the Disk support, and many thanks for keeping quiet at the police!! See you again sometime? Boris U. - Man, haven't heard from you a long time, are you still alive? Thanks for the Disks!! Frank aus B/Z - Still don't know your family-name...but whatever thanks for the Disks with sometimes real rare stuff on it! HL - Don't know if you still care for ST, thanks for the -few- Disks you send me! Speak to you again after the army! Mr. Bug - Hey froggie, hey frog! Nearly forgot you...was nice to meet you! See you again? TSCC - Sorry that you're game is on here, but that's the way live is...see you in munich! I guess that's it for the greetings...if I forgot you, then I'm really sorry, but you must be one of the persons that didn't phoned in for the last 22 years. At least I wan't to great all people from the Munich convention this year, just three weeks or maybe four ago! See you all again one day! I would also really much like to get rid of a real BIG fuck, may you rotten in hell, and be born again onto this sick world: Penguin of Animal Mine - The biggest lameass this world has ever seen! The guy that used to call me and tell me that he's getting the first Falcon in Germany and then bought a PC! You had never been numbero uno on ST, never saw you on any board, you only dealt with lamers all the years, all you told me was lies and I still have the letter were you told me you love me, and I still remember how you talked about other people on the phone! And I can just imagine how you talked to other people about me...your ass is not worth the toilet you're shitting in! This fucking greeting dosen't include the other members of Animal Mine that I know personally, but I still think you should have changed your name after that cocksucker left! Hope he'll read this and enjoy his ego-trip of a special mention! So now, something completely different. Still only shit music on the radio...maybe I should buy a radio station from the money I get from this CD, and play some decent music from time to time? I'll think that over.... Ok, that radio problem is fixed, just put in a audio CD...what else can we speak about? Maybe about wishes? What would you do if some magician would come across you and would offer you three wishes? Here's what I would do: #1: turn back time #2: loads of money #3: playing anal-intruder with Alicia Silverstone Another wish would be to never need to sleep, I'm getting quite tired right now, it's 4:05 in the morning, my back hurts and the cigarettes taste like shit. Quit feeling like a truck driver right now...or like a real bored person who tries to read this. We've already come so far to call this page #9 of this craptalk text. Where are the secrets of live you may ask now? Well, I'm going to tell you two secrets of live that I've found out, but only in german: 1. Niesen ist wie ein Orgasmus 2. Gutes essen ist besser als ficken If you don't agree you're either a) notgail or b) nichtnieser or even a c) lamer! Well, what do you say? You would have never found out those things if I wouldn't have told them to you. Maybe I'll win the noble-prize for that one day. That will be also the day when a) I get married and b) they discover the world is built out of a cheesecake and c) the CIA pays me loads of money for telling them the size of my dick. Sends answers on a postcard please! Everybody with two correct answers will win a toothbrush. It's not worth the postcard to try to win a toothbrush you say? Well, it's the green toothbrush, that's used in Braindead. You don't get it? Visit your local Videostore then... People often asked me why I called myself Skinhead. And then the second question was 'Are you a Nazi?' Well, first I called myself Skinhead because this is some kind of handle never anybody else would use, and it was a cool handle aswell. And second, no I'm not a Skinhead in real live. If I'm a nazi is a really different thing, and has something to do with definition. Me personally, I would say no, some people would say that I am one but who really cares for that political shit? Politics are really weird, were have they brought us to? They never made anything real usefull or astonishing then, or atleast I don't remember. Anybody who is in politics must be a real boring person...and not talking to people, or acting like an asshole just because of a handle that is really lame and dumb. The megapuke DEF KLF used to call me Skinshithead once in Amazine, and I would really like to thank him for that. That little thing in the middle makes me something special, like I would call my girlfriend sweetiepie instead of just pie, so you know the secret of that was that DEF KLF loves me and that he wanted to be romantically intangled with me. Stop dreaming you lamass! I would never let anyone with such a short dick even look at my ass. But it was funny when he came over to me and I nailed his head onto my balcony, then three days later the police came because neighboure called them of the stinky air, yes believe it or not this dude had shit in his pants. So the police took down his corpse and said 'Who cares for a guy with a short dick and shit in his pants'. And that was the story, they never even questioned me or anybody else about his death. Yes, and that had to be aswell! Remember, it's like in the movies where nobody dies. These movies are just boring! So atleast there had to be somebody dead! I usually only like movies with multiple dead, approximately fifty or so as a minimum is a nice number of victims. I remember one movie called Rage, where they spoke about serial-killers and there was one that was suspect in over 220 cases of murder! Man, how can one person kill that much people? Will be a misery to me as long as I don't kill someone by myself. So beware, don't you feel safe ever if you've ordered this CD with your real adress! Change your Name, your adress, the Country and even the Planet where you living, coz I'm a Psychopath! Side 10 this is now, eh? Gotta catch a smoke...yeah! Fills your lungs with life and death at the same time. How's that you ask? Life when you inhalate it, death in 20 years. Not a good joke? Nope, that wasn't ment as joke...never start smoking! Because stopping is even harder then my dick when I see Pamela Anderson. What makes her so attractive? Maybe she's so attractive because she looks like a real bitch, I mean not one tghat does it all, but one that you meet on the street and say "Do you want a chewing gum?" and she says "I'd love to, but after IT!" You got this one? I hope so for you...otherwise you might be to dumb to handle this CD. Maybe you might be to dumb to handle this CD, but I don't care. If you bought it, it's your thing what you do with it. Most original answers on a postcard again, same adress, different prize. This time you can win the white toothbrush that was used in the movie Braindead. Awesome, eh? The winners of all those contsets will be published with name, adress and photo in Volume 2! But don't forget: Der Rechtsweg ist ausgeschlossen! Maybe we should make a list of all persons that really suck. And even if you don't wanted to, here it comes: * All 'green' environment savers * All longhaired men * All shorthaired women * YOU (coz you still read this) * German radiostation DJ's * The guy that repaired my Videorecorder * The guy that couldn't repair my Jaguar CD-Rom * Everybody who thinks he's No. 1 (coz I am!) * Everybody who wont buy this CD, coz it's too expensive * Everybody who dosen't came to munich this year * Everybody who never bought an Atari ST * Everybody who never bought an Original Atari ST game * Everybody who thinks cheap is always good * Everybody who thinks expensive is always better * Everybody with loads of money who say "I'm so poor" * Everybody who acts like an idiot * Everybody who thinks Opel builds the best cars * Everybody who likes Rage against the machine * Everybody rich who is against this system * Everybody who is afraid of saying what he thinks * Everybody who has a PC * Gays * Turkish people * People speaking about things they don't know anything about * People who reached nothing in live telling you what to do * Girls that wont fuck That's it for this time. I guess more would come into my mind, but I don't want to wait untill that happens. Why don't we do a list of things that really suck then. We had people that suck, now things that suck: * Cold food that was ment to be hot * Old Opel Kadett's * Old blue Opel Kadett's * Broken Disks * PC's * all non USRobotics modem's * Fish * Spiders * Broken Videorecorders * Broken televisions * Laserdiscs without Theatralic Trailers * Monaural films * Black and white films * The tv programm * Computer viruses * Sports So that's it for things that suck. Another 'sucklist' to go. Now states you can be in that suck: * sickness * being out of money * being out of girls when you need IT * being told to do something you don't want * listening to boring german radio stations * talking to dumb people who think they're smart * watching shitty movies * being out of new software * being out of Disks * listening to Take That * writing this * being on page 12 * being out of cigarettes (the worst!) * compiling CD-Rom's * using condoms at IT * being tired That's enough for this list....so guys I hope I didn't forget anything I wanted to write. If anything is offending you in this text, just jump from a bridge that's high enough but don't waste my time with worthless comments. It's now 5:11 in the morning and I'm really getting very tired now. Also, I want to see the news at 5:30, always get informed about what's going on. If another atomic reactor will explode, you'll know that you're going to die. The uninformed will just drop dead. Isn't that an average point why you always should see the news? I hope you had a bit fun reading this took me some hours to write it (something like 5 hours) and that you have even more fun looking around in the files, maybe you'll find something you've searched for a long time. See you all one day, if you wan't to write me ask the guy you got the CD from, I can't give you my adress here and I think that's understandable for you. I like to get post and phonecalls, so keep it up! See you all in ATARI ST Pirate Gold Volume 2! *Skinhead* +-=I.C.S=-+